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“One week free sex if Super Eagles win trophy”: Association of Nigerian Prostitutes make solemn pledge

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“One week free sex if Super Eagles win trophy”: Association of Nigerian Prostitutes make solemn pledge

by Stanley Azuakola

In case you don’t know, prostitutes in Nigeria have an association – The Association of Nigerian Prostitutes. They ain’t hiding it either. On Wednesday, the association congratulated the Super Eagles of Nigeria for qualification to the quarter finals stage of the African Cup of Nations holding in South Africa.

They urged them not to rest on their oars, but to aim for gold. ANP, in a statement issued through its national secretary, Jessica Elvis, urged the national team to make the country proud by moving on to the finals and returning with the trophy.

“We want to congratulate the Nigerian national team, the Super Eagles, for qualifying for the next round of the competition. We want to assure them of our usual support and partnership, we want them to bring back our lost glory in football. Jessica, speaking further, added that the association would declare one week of free sex if the Eagles win the trophy

.“To show our support for the national team, we’ll be declaring one week free sex if the Super Eagles can win the trophy,” she added.

In fact, some members of the association are in South Africa ‘supporting’ the national team.

The realisation that there is a union of prostitutes is similar to the revelation in the build-up to the 2011 elections when the Association of Nigerian Witches and Wizards endorsed former vice-president Atiku Abubakar for president.

Anyway, good luck to the Super Eagles which take on the Ivorian national team, the Elephants, on Sunday.

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